Ni hao! Salut! Hola! Konnichi wa! Guten tag! Salve! Shalom! Aloha!

My name is Emile and I love a vast majority of things. A Clockwork Orange is my favorite book. It's a fairly gloopy title. I like reading a lot in general.

Uhm. I guess you could call me a bit of a closet otaku. I even do the whole "zomg, I make amvs." (deathbymuffin on youtube. woo free advertisement.) I've been obsessed with manga and anime for as long as I can remember. Hah, I get laughed at but people just don't understaaand. I think my favorite manga is Orthello or Death Note. Drastically different, yes, but still fun. I don't care that Light is semi-evil. I want his Kira offspring. Bwhaha.

o_o I know. I know. I'm weird.

I love music just like every teenager to walk the planet, however, I would choose a book over music. Always. Lately I've been psychobilly slash rockabilly but I dig old punk, hip hop, ska, surf, techno and screamo. Yeah. Slightly bizarre mix. I'm in teh band Moustache Heroes. Wez be rockstarz. Yeah, I'm kidding. I meant a band in the game, Rockband. Oh yeahhh, I love video games, too.

My favorite bands/singers are I Am Ghost, Horrorpops, Utada, Bright Eyes, Brand New, Patrick Wolf, The Sex Pistols, The Sounds and The Used. But this generally varies from day to day.

I enjoy me Irish heritage. :D I own a bonzai tree named Lupe and my room smells like honeysuckle. I guess I'm a bit random at times.

I had a paragraph or so explain how socially inept I am but I could paraphrase and say, "I am shy". I'm looking forward to hopefully overcoming this with People to People. I'm pretty sure I'll be able to.

I'm a vegetarian and I like cosplay. I like acting so it just kind of seems right to cosplay as well. Kind of similar. La de dah. I really like Romeo and Juliet (the play, I hate their actual characters). I love literature, as I've said. Puck is my favorite.

I skate but I'm not very good. I have a rad scooter and use that more than driving, haha, I'm not so fond of cars.

I have an iguana named Mercutio and also three dogs, Claudia, Daisy and Angel. :D And so to conclude, in the words of Charlie,


This is my life. And I want you to

know that I am both happy

and sad and I'm still trying to figure

out how that could be.